this is why i'm lonely

Lucas Bernardini

2011-05-10T20:45:00.000-07:00

Lucas Bernardini is HOT
like...HOT HOT HOT

Even the burn on his forearm is HOT. And the sand on his arm. And that silly beanie. And his ridiculous use of his eyebrows. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!

Look for yourself...

And...I need to go to Brazil ASAP. Find one of these boys...drug him, kidnap him, bring him back to New York and hide him in my room, and make him look pretty ALL DAY LONG!

Source: MadeInBrazil

Pedo Phase

2011-05-10T20:27:00.000-07:00

So.....I go through phases
like a gay moon

And I've come to realize that my new "phase" is one that can only be described as the Pedophile Phase
Yeah...I'm a freak

So anyhoo...I used to only go for guys taller than men, then blonde dumbos, then redheads, then daddies, and NOW....little boy-types. WTF right?
I was at the gym the other day, and I suddenly caught myself checking out the wee-folk
Now, don't get me wrong. Nothing wrong with you vertically challenged laddies. But being a tall asian dude...that's about all I got going for me! That's my best currency folks!

So on that note....here's some pedo-rific stuff for you. :)

Private Sessions by Joe Laffy featuring Kenzie Roth
(yeah...it's as bad as it sounds..... GERD YOUR LOINS!)

Sigh...you might as well just take me out back behind the shed and put me down now...

source: homotography

RIVER VIIPERI

2011-05-08T19:36:00.000-07:00

Soo....i'm obsessed with Finnish/Spanish (you know it's gonna be a hottie by JUST that! Why didn't I come out of THAT vagina?! BOOOOOO) model River Viiperi.

And don't worry...homie is 19 years old. Jeez

Sigh....but ever time I check out his new spreads...I just feel so dirty! He just so...young lookin
What do you think?

Here's his new spread by Greg Vaughan titled "Bring it On" with Sean Sullivan (who ain't so bad himself....homie takes what he can get...)

SEE? Are you feeling a little pedo-bear too?
Although I AM loving the see-through tanks, leather shorts, and that Ruffskin harness....

PS...totally ran into him on the street once during fashion week. I think I was on the phone and just kinda stopped mid-word to oogle him. Poor kid.

Here's another set. This one's by Algis Puidokas Kim for Essential Homme titled "Boy of Summer." I'm simultaneously totally turned on and totally disgusted at myself. YIKES!

Sigh...LOVE that cover though.

Not gonna lie, River. You look like you're gettin a little pudgy! Check him out back in the good-ol days!

No more Chipotle for you mister!

PS...River also has a blog too! It's called NEVER BACK DOWN.
WE'RE TOTALLY TWINSIES!!! YAY! (in my wildest dreams...ha)

Check it out!
Never Back Down

It's all about...well...him. And what it's like to be hot and sexy and a model-type. Bastard.

Source: homotography, NeverBackDown

For Mother's Day, I want marriage equality: Give my son and his partner the right to marry

2011-05-08T12:57:00.000-07:00

From NYDailyNews.com comes this AMAZING plea by Iris S. Blumenthal on May, 8th 2011 aka Mommy's Day

I found it posted on Tony Simone's wall while I was on the bus (don't judge...that shit goes CROSS TOWN!) and had a little cry-fest. It's absolutely beautiful - not only emphasizing the need for marriage equality, but also the beauty of a loving and supportive mother.

So just out the tissues...this shit just got REAL

It was quite a Mother's Day gift. At long last, just as his older brother, Michael, had years earlier, my younger son, Jonathan, had found "the one." From the moment he enthusiastically introduced my husband and me to the new person in his life, I knew this was it. For months after, I witnessed their relationship blossom - watched as his eyes lit up, listened as his "I's" gave way to "We's." And like any mother, I was elated to see my son so in love and so happy.
After all, since Jonathan had never been a bar-frequenter, it had been my gentle coaxing that had convinced him that the best way to meet people in a new town was through community service. I was right.
With my encouragement, Jonathan eventually joined a volunteer group for active gay singles. Soon after, he met Eric.
Fast-forward 11 years. Jonathan and Eric are as much devoted to each other as ever.
They have a wonderful life together, complete with a lovely suburban home and an adorable dog. In 2001, they launched their own volunteer group, which, over the years, has become one of the nation's largest service organizations for LGBT volunteers. They're as devoted to their community as they are to their relationship, and I could not be more proud.
It's a joy and a relief that both of my sons have entered that special, slightly mysterious realm that spouses share. That deep, abiding love and commitment. That bedrock knowledge that even if everyone else does not, that one person will remain true to the end. The simple pleasure of sleeping better at night, warm and snug in the knowledge that you are not alone in this world.
Every mother wants that for her children, to know that even when we parents are long gone, they will still be loved with every bit of fervor that we've loved them with from the moment they were born. It is a human condition, at the most basic level.
And while I am overjoyed that both of my sons have found such happiness — and that from their happiness I have gained another son and a daughter - I can't help but feel sad to Jonathan. The right to marry is, as it happens, not a right at all.
Or, more to the point, it's not a right for all.
Michael's marriage to Teri was a given and politics never entered the equation — of course they could marry! They were in love and had chosen each other, till death do them part. Jonathan's relationship, on the other hand, requires a lot of explanation and even more paperwork. He is denied the rights and protections civil marriage provides.
Even children understand that this is unfair. Michael and Teri's two sons, both years away from voting age, have written to their state senators for help - they want to see Uncle Jonathan and Uncle Eric get married, here in our home state of New York and in front of their friends and family. And so do I.
Because what matters — the only thing that matters — is love. And that is universal. It's time that marriage was universal, too.
This Mother's Day, I don't want another scarf. I don't want any flowers. My dear son can't give me the gift I want now — he's done all he can do. Who would have thought that the best gift this mother could ever receive would come from the New York Legislature?
It's time to pass marriage equality legislation. I've got a wedding to plan.

Blumenthal is a mother from Syosset, L. I..

Lovely.

And on a completely different, and totally selfish note: you mean I ain't gonna find my prince charming at bars during black-out status?! that's news to me. I guess homie's signing up for some Community Service!

Happy Mother's Day everyone!

source: NYDailyNews.com

GAGA CREDITS

2011-05-08T12:49:00.000-07:00

Did anyone watch the GAGA special on HBO last night?
Homie didn't. Cause I ain't gots no money and HBO costs shit. BOOOO

Anyhoo....heard about the end credits of the whole shabang. Apparently they were THE SHIT!
So I went and found them. Well...kinda
This is what was going on: a black and white video of GAGs and co singing Born This Way a capella.

PANTY CREAMER!!!!
(the actual thing had credits and and none of the other random footage fyi. Just gaga being awesome....)

SUPER HUMAN in Factice Mag

2011-05-07T23:03:00.000-07:00

OBSESSING over Josh Button in this spread, "Super Human" in Factice Magazine by Lope Navo

Never heard of Factice Mag...but thank goodness for it
THIS SHIT IS HOT!!!!

So....I think i found my summer look
Collars, speedos, harnesses, short shorts, and seethrough shirts....oh my
PS....Josh Button is RETARDEDLY dreamy....
That's all

source: homotography

Teeheehee

2011-05-07T21:58:00.000-07:00

Did you guys like how i kinda sllllliiiiiiid in a new post like a greased up seal on a slip-n-slide without acknowledging the fact that

HOMIE'S BACK!!!

I went to my 5th year reunion at my suuuuuper-posh, suuuuuuper-classy
(and suuuuper-drunken)
high school. And aside from the fact that everyone remembered me as "that gay artsy kid," I was surprised to hear a lot of, "where did that faggy blog go?" (I paraphrase...)

Soooooo....I'm back bitches!
Holler!

McQueen at the Met

2011-05-07T21:44:00.000-07:00

Soo....I went to the Alexander McQueen exhibit at the Met titled Savage Beauty yesterday....

RUN DON'T WALK!
BRING A STICK TO BEAT THE TOURISTS AND THOSE DAMN FIT KIDS WEARING WEIRD OUTFITS OUT OF THE FREAKIN WAY!
GO GO GO

That shit is AMAZEBALLS!!!

It was packed shoulder-to-shoulder and it was stuffy and sweaty
and SOOOOOOO worth it!!!

I have no idea why I was being such a little prude and didn't take pictures, but here's some images from the met's website.

It's there till July 31st, so get yo asses down there!!!

HIV WILL KICK YOUR ASS

2010-12-03T16:45:00.000-08:00

FUCKING AMAZING VIDEO
PERIOD

i just SHAT myself!!! SOOO CUTE!!!!!!

2010-12-03T15:03:00.001-08:00

OMG!
THIS IS SOOO FUCKING CUTE!!!!

So Mozilla Firefox...I'm working on it right now.
The little logo actually isn't a ginger fox! It's a red panda.
And they're starting the CUTEST, CUDDLIEST marketing scheme EVER!

They're adopting baby red pandas and broadcasting their every move in a life stream online. Kinda like the Shibu Inu webcam but more exotic and CUTE!!!!

Go to FIREFOX LIVE, which has 6 cameras on the 2 female red panda cubs, their parents, and aunt. They're all living at the Knoxville Zoo.

So the ploy? you ask?
If enough people download Firefox 4, the firefoxes get a treat.
Right now they're about 56% to getting a jungle gym set. SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
RIGHT? RIGHT?!?!?!?! GET THEM THEIR JUNGLE GYM DAMNIT!!!!

SOOO FUCKING CUTE!!!!

source: gawker

HOLLYWOOD is DEAD

2010-12-03T14:34:00.000-08:00

AMAZEBALLS campaign.
LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Gaga, the Kardashian, Usher, Alicia Keys, Daphne Guinness, David LaChapelle, Elijah Wood, and Justin Timberlake are just some of the artists that have sacrificed their digital lives till Keep a Child Alive as raised 1 million dollars to fight AIDS/HIV. Unfortunately, they still have a long way to go. So if you ever wanna see your fav stars on twitter or facebook or new music or photos...

Hats of to these artists and athletes. Great cause and a fuckin brilliant idea.
check it out at

buylife.org

source: homotography

shut up! he's EIGHTEEN!

2010-12-03T14:30:00.000-08:00

So...Nick Jonas.
Nick Jonas.

Most talented of the Jonas Brothers? Probably.
Best butt?
See for yourself.

And before you get all "ewwww-i-feel-gross-for-being-all-DAMN!"...the kid is 18.
FAIR GAME!!

YAY JONAS BROTHERS!!!

source: omgblog.com

Kris Kranz did the Superhero makeover... ME NEXT!!!!

2010-11-30T10:51:00.000-08:00

So.....
I need Kris Kranz's number for 2 reasons.

The first is the obvious. Home boy is smokin.
Like...the-shit-that-makes-gay-boys-tick smokin.

And the second is...well...home boy did one hell of a transformation recently.
and I want to get in on that.
I'm all about reaching Superhero status right now
...as I lounge on my bed typing this....gag

So as I was doing my rounds looking for hot menfolk to oogle...I come across a new set of pics of Kris by Rick Day.

Now, for those of you who don't remember, here is Kris about 3 months ago.
(just to jog your memory...)

Smokin right?

Well...here is Kris present-day

WTF?!?!?
WHAT IN GOD'S HOLY NAME DID HE DO?!
I want to go there!

And I want his secret!

I mean...when I see these pics, I just start growling uncontrollably.
Like a low, slow "grrrrrrrrr"

And his pretty, pretty cheekbones. YOWZER!

Ps...if any of you actually do have his number, I need it URGENTLY
Pss...if any of you know said secret....I'll take that just as URGENTLY too

source: mmscene

Note to world:

2010-11-30T10:14:00.000-08:00

Mama's bringing back sexy cropped shirts in the hottest way possible....

Just let me hit the gym real quick....
Thats all

Source: mmscene

SUPER MAMIKA!

2010-11-20T14:03:00.000-08:00

OMG!
Check out this series by French photographer Sacha Goldberger!

It's his 91 year old Hungarian grandmother lovingly named Mamika.
And she's SUPER awesome!

GO MAMIKA GO!

It's on exhibit in Paris until November 30th, 2010 at the Galerie Wanted....just in case you're in the neighborhood.

Check out his website too. HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!
http://www.sachabada.com/

PS...I DIE for the little puppy holding up the car. HA

source: ohlalamag

Because he's HAWT

2010-11-20T13:46:00.000-08:00

Check out Ryan Bertroche by Xevi Muntane for Wonderland

DAMN!
I LOVE that hat!
and I LOVE the hair!

Ya know what...I soooo just want that hat/hair combo.
That's all. Thanks.

PS....sorry. I know spelling "hot" with an "aw" is super annoying. It's just what the voice in my head sounded like when I saw the pic. I just kinda...slipped into a generic Asian/Spanish kinda thing. He was THAT hot!

Source: VGL

Anderson (sexy bunny) Cooper

2010-11-18T19:41:00.000-08:00

OK...aside from the fact that Andy makes a damn SEXY bunny...

Skip to around 6:35 and continue watching.
HOW CUTE IS HE WITH THE BONOBO?!?!

It reaches its hand out to touch the majestic Cooper.
And then he's cradling it?
SOOOO cute!

Lucky little monkey....

Whips and Chains Excite Me

2010-11-18T18:59:00.000-08:00

Sooo......

It shouldn't come as a shock to ANYONE that homie likes a little bit of the leather and lace.
a little of the whips and chains....
ya ya?

I mean...please! I just finished reading the second of A.N. Roquelaure (aka Anne Rice's erotica pen name)'s "Punishing Beauty" trilogy.
Now...for those of you who don't know about this trilogy...lemi give you a segment of the book:

Beauty didn't know which way to look...Between the casks on the walls, more naked slaves stood, their legs apart, their hips thrust out, waiting to be picked, it seemed. And in a corner of the room, a beautiful Prince with full red curls to the shoulders sat with legs apart on the lap of a hulking soldier, their mouths locked in a kiss as the solder stroked the Prince's upright organ. The red-haired Prince licked at the soldier's coarsely shaven black beard, mouthed his chin, then opened his lips to the kiss again. His eyebrows were knit with the intensity of his passion, though he sat as helplessly and still as if he had been tied there, his bottom riding up with the shift of the soldier's knee, the solder pinching the Prince's thigh to make him jump, the Prince's left arm hanging loosely over the solder's neck, right hand buried int he soldier's thick hair with slow, flexing fingers.

Trust me folks...this is TAME.
SUUUUPER tame. The book is RAUNCHY.

All about a magical world where there are Princes and Princess that are bound into sexual servitude. And believe me when I say: there is nooo such thing as straight in this trilogy. Everyone does everyone. Ha

I can't WAIT to find out what happens to Beauty and Tristan in the third book as they're shipped off to a foreign land to please the Sultan! Ooooooooo....

Anyhoo.....on that note....plug your ears into THIS!

From Red-haired Riri's new CD "Loud"
LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE it!
"sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me..."

Then get a big ol load of this spread in Hercules mag titled "One of a Kind" in your face

FREAKIN HOT!

Yeah....dude in the hat with the cigarette dangling from his mouth
and the dude in the red collar.....
And all that leather.....
I think they just made me hit puberty.....

I'm all a quiver.

Source: homotography

BOYS!!!

2010-11-14T11:32:00.000-08:00

Have you ever been so excited and giddy you farted?
It's been happening to me more and more lately...
I think I need to get that checked out.

And did you know (not sure if this is true though...on one of those random fact things) that if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, you could make an atomic bomb with all that energy out of your pooter?

Well...let's just say, with all the hot menfolk that I've been hanging out with...I should be collecting my farts. HA!

GROSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Nah...I think Mama's just been hanging out with too many hot look-but-no-touch man types and is getting all excited about it.

Speaking of hot man types...check this out.
His name is Todd Sanfield.
But I'll call him whatever he wants me to. ;)

Drool.

Oh...I guess I should have warned you Todd is a GOD.
And is SUUUUPER shy. HA!

I would love to be an intern for Rick Day. Just for a day.
Just for an hour.

Or the oil-boy.
Sigh......

PS....Todd Sanfield is not only suuuuper SESSY....he also models his own undie line....
sensibly named "Todd Sanfield Underwear"

Source: ohlalamag.com

Daddy's Back BITCHES!!!!!

2010-11-14T11:14:00.001-08:00

DADDYS BACK BITCHES!!!!!

My poor little computer went through some kind of reformatting thingy or something and is now hanging in there by an inch of life. Still working on getting a @#$&ing mac. If only homie would stop spending money on booz and hookers.

But I'M SO LONELY! Mamma needs the "overnight massages" to make her happy!
Don't judge.

Anyhoo...what you been up to? Anything fun and wild?

I was a Facebook button for halloween. ("Like" on the front, "poke" on the back. Check out my Facebook page)
Well...to be more specific, I was a FB button that was shivering uncontrollably and nipping out.
That's a little more like it.

Finished Macbeth and Richard II at a REAL not-in-my-head New York theater!
I know...RIGHT?!
Homie can actually play BUTCH and MANLY and shit like that...
I just have to concentrate REALLY, REALLY hard.

PS...the cast made a list of quotes I would Poop out backstage. I need to get a hold of that. Comic genius!

Anyhoo....yeah...still dreaming about the days when I can finally have a mac.
and a man.
Maybe a man named Mac?
Or a man with a Mac?
Ooooo.....2 birds, 1 stone.....
Like my most fav movie EVER! (you know which one I'm talking about)

But in the meantime.....
time to BOTB!
(BRING ON THE BOYS!!!!)

Meet Matthew. Just Matthew....
Kind of too lazy to stalk out a last name on this one....
so just Matthew....

Well...clearly not JUST Matthew. There's PLENTY of Matthew there....
*erm*

And can we talk about how freakin CUTE his little "look at me making a muscle in my little striped sailor shirt" is?!?!

OK folks...so the fact of the matter is, I need to continue posting because it's the only way I can shame myself into going to the gym.
You know what I mean...the more hot guys you see...the more you feel the impetus (oooo....big boy word) to go to the gym out of shame and guilt and self-loathing.

So YAY for more hot boys and random shinangins!

DADDYS BACK!!!!!

source: ohlalamag.com

BE BACK SOON!!!

2010-09-22T09:12:00.000-07:00

Sorry kiddos!

My computer is down and out right now...
But i SWEAR...pinky swear...cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye...that I will be back!

Let's see how long it takes this brooooke mofo to raise the 1500 needed to get a mac. HA!
Here's to turnin tricks on 8th ave!

Rog

And just cause they're hot and model-rific

2010-09-09T20:41:00.001-07:00

Parker Hurley
(SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!)

Bastian Fischer
(OMG SOOOO SEXY!!!!! LOVE THE HAIR!!)

and Elia COMETTI
(I DIE)

God i'm lonely....
just a cuddle. Pweeese.

and if you look like Parker, Bastian, or Elia....big plus
and if you have Parker, Bastian, or Elia tied up in your basement SUUUUPER big plus

source: vyvmag, malemodelscene

New York Fashion Week!!! (days 1 and 2)

2010-09-09T20:01:00.000-07:00

Hey bloogie boodies!
What's up?

So i'm still blooging from my super tragic PC....WA WAAAAAA
BUT I am blooging from my super chic (ish) apartment in Hells Kitchen! WOO HOOOO!!!!!
Yay for baby steps!

And guess what? Today was day TWO of Fashion week. And guess who I got to see???

To start the day off, I had a sighting of THE sexy silver fox HIMSELF. IN THE FLESH. on my way to the gym.

No...this isn't a pic by me. But it's a representation of what I saw. And peed myself to.

HEY Anderson Cooper-Yeh.
(that's right....we're gonna hyphenate our names.... We're one of those cute couples like that...)

and THEN I went to the fab Jen Kao show at the Mac & Milk Studios on 15th street and got to check in KELLY ROWLAND!!!

This is how it went down:

Rog: Hi. (beautiful african american lady with short, funky hair) Could I have your name please?
Kelly: Kelly. Roger looks up
Rog: Hello Kelly Rowland. Your seat is ------. I'vehadcommanderstuckinmyheadalldayimsoexcitedtoseeyouatclub57onSeptember11thseeyouthere.

Yeah...it kinda just spilled out.

And THEN the girl next to me was checking people in too. And a GORGEOUS woman with perfect blonde, pixie hair with AWESOME gunmetal jewelry and this cool spikey jade cross comes up and says,

"I already have my seat, can I just check in?"

and the silly girl goes, "sure! your name is?"
And I could literally HEAR the woman's eyes go "sigh"

and I mentally kick her as I say "KATE LANPHEAR. THANK YOU."

HA! THE Kate Lanphear!!! Senior Style Director of US Elle!!!!!
I POOPED MYSELF!!!!

HOLLER!!!!!!

We'll see what the rest of the week brings.
I'm gonna kick a bitch to get a McQueen Scarf at Barneys during Fashions Night Out Tomorrow.

And now for some boys.....

In honor of fashion week, NEW YORK FASHION WEEK CASTING PICS!
YAY!!!

ohhhh to be that lucky, lucky camera lens....
YAY pretty people!!!!

Speaking of pretty people....
I always develop a MUCH needed complex around this time of year.
So....so begins my new Isagenix 9-day cleanse and then SUPER workout

YAY!!!
Thanks Fashion Week and all the insecurities you bring!

source: yvymag

my boner just tore a hole through my pants

2010-09-06T15:58:00.001-07:00

so Diego Miguel has been my desktop pic for a while now....
and well...it's kind of obvious why.

Check out this vid of him doing capoeira moves and being all shirtless and sexy.

I want to think that this is gonna be inspiration for me to get all pumped and hit the gym and take capoeira classes. But im pretty sure it's just gonna inspire me to sit at home bloooging about hot guys. and um...take care of boners.

well...that means more hot guys for you! YAY!

source: madeinbrazil

YOU GUYS!!

2010-08-30T12:53:00.000-07:00

you guys!!
I'm sooo sorry!
I haven't blooged in FOREVER!
I'm SOOOO sorry!!!!!

Well...I went to the Jersey Shore this weekend. Got my signature "Coon Eye" look - which I LOVE!
How does one get said look? Well...just go to a super sunny place, stick on a pair of ray bans...and wait a couple hours will you get awesome white rings around your eyes.
LOVE

*And in my defense....it's a good look about 4 days after the burning stops....you get the "Zac Efron Sparklie-ness under the eyes from all that Makeup" look without the makeup!*

exhibit a:

notice that light, subtle (HA!) shimmer under his eyes? You can get that semi-permanently with the coon eye look. I swear!

Yeah...went to Asbury Park - aka the low-key Fire Island.
And I was expecting at least SOME Fire Island-ness (I'd been bitching about...you know...all the sucking in and suuuuper pretty people on FI)
Well....as fun as Asbury Park was....there needs to be a little MORE sucking in.
I missed the pretty people.
Ha...so yeah....lesson learned. I'm a Pines Boy at heart. I own it....

exhibit b:

why we love the Pines
drool

Oh...that AND I stopped working at ----- ------ ----- and now can't use their awesome Mac to bloog.
So now...i'm blooging on my 9 year old Dell Laptop that's missing 3 keys and takes about 30 minutes to turn on....
Yeah....so until my sorry ass can get some cash-o-la....blooging hurts.

But I still love you
and the boys
and blooging!

Happy rest of your summer!

I blame the Fage

2010-08-26T15:33:00.000-07:00

UGH!
I just pooped EVERYWHERE
and it's not because of my awesome new Muscle Milk + Fage diet
Well...not entirely because of it anyways....

*gag*

Check this out!

Yeah...it's name is Kris Kranz
And it was photographed by Gregory Vaughan
And I'm pretty sure it isn't freakin from this planet....
soooo pretty

I just wanna slather Fage all over him/it and eat him up
(ok...I think/hope that's the Fage talking....)

source: mmscene

Deep Breathes

2010-08-24T15:33:00.000-07:00

HOLY CRAP!!!!
Check out Pedro Cavalca by Michael William

Home boy is fuckin GORGEOUS!
I WANT HIS BODY!

Slash...I want him in my bed.

source: mmscene

SUPER cute/awkward!

2010-08-24T15:25:00.000-07:00

Check out Demi Lovato doin the National anthem

HOW CUTE/AWKWARD!
Those football players have "I wonder if she's legal" written all over their faces.

And why does she giggle at around 1:30? She's like..."Yeah bitch...i got that note!"
HA!

BLACK SWAN trailer

2010-08-22T10:38:00.000-07:00

holy crapper!
Check out the trailer for the new Darren Aronofsky movie

Yeah...he's the dude who did Requiem for a Dream and The Wrestler

I KNOW!
RIGHT?!?!?!

Bieber Fever SLOWED DOWN 8 times

2010-08-22T10:09:00.001-07:00

What do you think Bieber Fever sounds like slowed down 800 percent?

CHECK THIS OUT!!!

J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

Yup. That's Baby Bieber's new single "U Smile" slowed down 800 percent.
Holy bust out the pot, right?!
Here's the original "U Smile"

HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!
It's like an awesome, epic pre-pubescent ocean-scape.
LOVING IT!

Thank you Nick Pittsinger for making this.
And thanks to my buddy Mason for sending it to me.

PS...check out said buddy Mason...

i know...RIGHT?!
Hellooooooo buddy....

Now all I need is one of Baby Bieber's kickass head mics!

source: gawker

boys boys boys (2)

2010-08-16T14:35:00.000-07:00

there's more
oh...there's always more...

Like Diego Miguel in the Fall 2010 Lookbook for Blanco

And Nils Butler for Elle Argentina by Nicolas Valois

*I know, RIGHT?!
holy angles!
and I love how he's doing the good ol' "push the boobies together" trick in the last pic
I used to do that in middle school before my mosquito bites grew in...

Or River Viiperi (sigh) for Bershka Fall/Winter 2010

SOOO cute!
and I like him THAT much more all wet!

And check out Sleeping Beauty by Laurie Bartley for Mixte Homme

And last but not least, Apollo by Exterface

I always LOVE Exterface because everything they do is always so soft and fabulous and gay!

LOVE EM ALL!

source: madeinbrazil, mmscene, homotography

boys boys boys

2010-08-16T09:36:00.000-07:00

I think I've found the one
for real you guys....
His name is Joshua Kloss.

Get ready, Cali....Josh-i-poo and I are on our way...
Soon to be Mr. and Mr. Joshua and Roger Kloss-Yeh

everything sounds better with a little Yeh action at the end, huh? :)

No but for real you guys.....he's THE ONE
Check out more of his pics by Tony Duran

Sigh....so dreamy.

Anyhoo....
Also check out Thibaud Tauru by Nicolas Valois.
Not so close second...
Cause honestly...ain't no one's got shit on my Josh-i-poo

and Lucas Gil...

and an AWESOME spread of the GORGEOUS Arthur Sales for GQ Germany
LOVE IT!
Get it sexy, loaded Grandma lady

LOVE the conclusion of this little series too
Both the guys are like "You want us to WHAT to each other?!"
HA!!

source: mmscene, vgl

aww...I miss college

2010-08-16T09:06:00.000-07:00

I used to piss myself watching this on repeat back in my NYU days...
...good times...

Going to France....

2010-08-16T05:14:00.000-07:00

Well, I was already planning a big ol' "Paris in Winter" trip...
But this just kinda sealed the deal....

I mean...I've always had a thing for sexy French boys...
but REALLY French Swim Team?!
REALLY!?
How do you say SEXY, GET IN MY BED in French?

*"sexy, rejoinds moi dans mon lit"

Yup...here's the French Swim Team finishing number one in number of medals at the 2010 European Swimming Championships in Budapest. AND being all French and Sexy...

Viva La France!!!

Here are some other pics from the 2010 European Swimming Championships

*ps...LOVE the little JACKED Zac Efron twin.
And his little "no...no shot of my package please. I'm sooo shy in my tiny floral speedo"

*and for those of you on a budget, check out "sexy French Canadian boys." Just as good...if not better. ;)

source: ohlalamag

if only i had THAT casting couch experience

2010-08-14T12:08:00.000-07:00

Check out the SUPER subtle centerfold for Client Magazine featuring Moritx Mitterbauer, PAtrick Hollensteiner, and Roberto by Sam Scott Schiavo

I think I would be like...a superstar by now if I
a) had casting couch experiences like that and
b) if I looked like that on said casting couch

Oh...and just cause....
Some Arther Sales in EY! Magazine
featuring Arthur Sales' Peen's profile

Thanks EY!

source: madeinbrazil, homotography

SOOOO CUTE!

2010-08-14T10:17:00.000-07:00

OMG! Look at this little Corgi named Cooper having a little wet and wild fun!

His little vest. And those little legs!
SOOO CUTE!
I just wanna eat him up!!!!

The beginning when he skids to a halt is PRICELESS
and the ending?! When his little legs are paddling?!
Like...."come on bitch...let me go. Let me gooooo!"
sooo cute!

hot damn

2010-08-14T10:08:00.000-07:00

Check out David Jensen by Paschoal Rodriguez

DROOLING!
of course he's Brazilian too.

Freakin SEXY.
Love the glasses. And the hair!

And now a little Sean O'Pry for you

Just cause he's sexylicious

source: vgl, mmscene

did I do good mommy, did i?

2010-08-14T10:04:00.000-07:00

I did this all by myself!

look how I stayed in the lines!
are you proud?

in today's installment of "feeling bad about your appearance"...

2010-08-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

yeah....my boys boys boys obsession is starting to turn on me
like eating chipotle or insisting on having another Taquila Redbull.
(WFT?!)

What started out as me just enjoying pretty things
and finding inspiration for the gym
has become...a little beast-y

So don't get down on yourself!
Just stop eating...do a couple lines...
and take up a permanent residence at your local David Barton.
YAY!

And to help us with that objective is Franco Noriega Haltenhof
Aka....I-kinda-look-like-a-weird-french-caricature-slash-jacked-disney-sketch
by Thomas Synnamon

And we also have Justin Gaston

aka AWESOME name
aka Miley's old piece
aka hair arms and CUTE flower tattoo
aka HOLY butt

source: ohlalamag

the stuff dreams are made of

2010-08-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

...so the other night I dreamed that my Mom went through this whole prepping process which resulted in her chopping my head off...
read into that...ha
talk about some serious couch time...

Anyhoo...in the realm of WONDERFUL dreams...
how SICK would it be to be Karl Lagerfeld's little man-thing
aka Baptiste Giabiconi

Here they are strutting their stuff in St. Tropez
And DAMN is there a lot to strut

Fuckin Baptiste Giabiconi is just....
.....
...nope...no words...

What a lucky little bitch.
I hope he has a small dick
(slash...I hope it's huge)

In honor of Senor Giabiconi....totally busting out the under-ass-showing shorts this weekend.
HOLLER!

source: dlisted

Helloooo Mr. Olympian Man

2010-08-13T11:53:00.000-07:00

Check out Hudson Taylor (Holy SEXY name) by Jason Mickle.

Something about men with bow-and-arrows....
granted...it may be the whole "bow-and-arrow in my undies" look....
but bow and arrows are suddenly super sexy

like that Rick Day shoot with Bryce Thompson

yummmmmm

source: mmscene

awww.....too late for me...

2010-08-13T11:48:00.000-07:00

HA!
Check out this South Florida ad for a Karate School

Yeah...I guess that's why my Dad made me play basketball too...
...didn't work...

source: towleroad

boys boys boys

2010-08-12T15:24:00.000-07:00

I love a man in leggings
so sexy

SEXY SEXY SEXY Ricardo Carpentieri for Fantastics Mag

And Nic Luhrs in Central Park all nudie and shit by Duc Nguyen

Oh...and this random hottie...

That's all!

NEW DATE SPOT

2010-08-12T15:15:00.000-07:00

the new Pop Tart store in Time Square!!!

That's right.
MOVE OVER Red Lobster and Outback Steakhouse!
I have a new place to take my classy, classy non-dates!

This place sounds like HEAVEN!
You can make your own pop tarts by mixing and matching flavors.
And you can also get something called a Pop Tart Sushi.
Apparently the concept is that you choose from fruity things and they're rolled up in other fruity things and then sliced sushi-style.
PERFECTION!!!!

PARTY

2010-08-12T15:07:00.000-07:00

...that I wasn't invited to.
ummm....why is that?

WHY!?!?!
Zac-i-poo was there...and Milo Ventimiglia...and Michelle Trachtenberg and Matthew Morrison?!?!?!
Why wasn't I there?!?!

grrrrrr

Yeah, yeah
Super awesome House Party for Zac Efron's Details cover. woop di doo

Ps....Matthew Morrison looks super...matte. Holy foundation? Ha
PPS...what's up with Zac-i-poo? Cover up the bottom half of his face and he looks like a lesbo. Cover up the top half and he looks like a dirty, dirty....well...lawn worker....(I'm from texas...sorry)

source: kenneth212

SOOO much to blüg about!

2010-08-11T14:37:00.000-07:00

God! I have soo much to blüg about!
Yes...that IS an umlaut.
I am Blüging!
Get used to it!

Anyhoo...first off, I just freaked out my coworker Trish because I "woofed"
That's right...I "woof" when beauty takes me by surprised.
Not bark....like..."ruff"
A good ol' fashion "woof"

And this is what brought it about:

Andrew Cooper by Mariano Vivanco for Esprit's Fall/Winter 2010 campaign.
Woof
I'm craving long-johns and plaid....

What else?
How about this little number?

Hi there Ronald McDonald.
How you doin?
ACK

And what about this?!
I'm not a cat person...but this broke my heart and made me so happy at the same time.

I mean...come on! That cat is still so optimistic and happy even with no legs!
I wanna be like that!

Reminds me of the disabled puppies!

I want to adopt a little puppy like that!
Like....3 legs MAX rule for my apartment.
(and such a dude magnet! Right? Selfish, I know....but it's called TIT for TAT people!)

Speaking of dudes.....
How about Andrew Shelton by Christian Rios

Or Pedro Frizon by Karl Yee for Le Figaro Magazine

Or how about Oscar Spendrup for Fall/Winter Vagabond Footwear in this suuuuper cute shoot!

Or Reid Prebenda by Mariano Vivanco

Or Alex Raffio by Kristopher Kelly

Or Tom Guio by Andreson Bonella

Wow...take a breather y'all
That was EXHAUSTING!

Yay for blüging!

source: dlisted, vgl, mmscene, ohlalamag.com

POOPED MYSELF

2010-08-11T12:40:00.001-07:00

Oh Arthur Sales...
I would rape him in an instant!

BANANAS!

2010-08-11T12:25:00.000-07:00

Check out "I Die" in Harper's featuring Rachel Zoe with Michael Kors, Vera Wang, and Marc Jacobs.

Ok...I know, I know...homegirl looks super tranny.
but I DIE for her!!!! LOVE HER!!!!
(and Brad....oh brad. I WANT YOUR PANTS)

And Vera looks...well...she looks like a zombie tranny...

source: dlisted

boys boys boys

2010-08-10T14:11:00.000-07:00

OMG!
I'm TLautner-izing myself this week.
OK...fine...maybe a month.
Or a year...

In the meantime...let's turn to some inspiration:

Kyle Ledeboer for Fantastics Mag by Joseph Sinclair

LOVE the styling by Graham Cruz!
The singlet over the shirt and bowtie! Totally rocking that this week!
And the boxing shorts as a cummerbund?! LOVE IT!!!

Bryce Thompson by Michael Brus

He is sooooo freakin SEXY!!!
Such sad, pretty eyes!
And those ears?! SOOOO CUTE!!!!
I wanna EAT them!!
grrrrrr

PS...these guys are for Bolt
Her owner would def go WooF....

source: vgl, mmscene

This always brightens my day

2010-08-09T11:31:00.001-07:00

CRYING!
HA

Bieber BASH!

2010-08-09T10:40:00.000-07:00

That's a hate crime!

Ode to Mr. Herbert

2010-08-09T09:17:00.001-07:00

Thank Jesus for Family Guy and Mr. Herbert on boring, boring Mondays.

Mr.

OBSESSIONS!

2010-08-09T08:52:00.000-07:00

Old obsession: Cillian Murphy

I've always LOVED everything he does. From Sunshine by Danny Boyle to the Dark Knight and Breakfast on Pluto and Cold Mountain. And his newest: Inception.

And I secretly wanna me Cillian Murphy skinny too.
I mean...those cheek bones? FREAKIN SEXY!
and his eyes....drool...

Welp....here he is for Flaunt by Yu Tsai

New Obsession: Jay Byars

You may remember this Major Model from my previous posts....

well, here are a couple new pics of him by Paul Reitz...
and can I just say...I'm in love
so if a bitch watch to get in between me and Jay...I will cut you
period

Mr. Jay Yeh....
shit... I'm all about rhyming....

source: vgl, mmscene

Gimme an F shower scene....

2010-08-09T08:01:00.000-07:00

GEM with a capitol G

This video from the shower scene of "Gimme an F" is giving me:
1) American Psycho
2) Flash Dance
3) Footloose

LOVE IT!

How to Destroy Gay Marriage

2010-08-09T07:24:00.000-07:00

How to destroy Gay Marriage
By Stephen Colbert

The Colbert Report

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

How to Ruin Same-Sex Marriages

www.colbertnation.com

Colbert Report Full Episodes

2010 Election

Fox News

God I love him!
Such a spaz!

boys boys BOYS BOYS

2010-08-09T06:26:00.000-07:00

yeah...it's a super-perverted monday folks
I can feel it....

So strap it on and let's go for a ride!

you know what else I feel?
Nelson Ribeiro's crazy intense eye-focus. YOWZA!
Well...that and his awesome dimples.....all 4 of them....

Photos by David Vance.
Nelson kinda reminds me of a less douche, more Portuguese version of super-douche Scott....
you know...that Kardashians guy?

Or how about SUPER sexy Cory Bond (holy hot name) chillaxin at the Standard in NYC for A Perfect Magazine by Randall Marchall?

FYI...new fav past-time: chillin on the High Line while I may or may not be peeking into the super-exposed windows of the Standard. And you can be damn sure that if I caught Cory chillin in one of the rooms, I would be arrested. Fo sho.

Speaking of balls to the walls (or in this case, the windows of the Standard) sexy....
check out Oscar Spendrup for Homme Star by Massimo Pamparana.

Fuckin Swedes. They're all sooo hot!
Love the styling in this one too!

Wooooh...one more.
How about another super SEXY set by Massimo Pamparana. This time with model David Gandy.

alrighty...takin a break
catching a breather....
goin out to smoke a cig...

source: mmscene

Masculine Girliness

2010-08-09T05:36:00.000-07:00

OMG! This exhibit by Bojana Tatarska with model Bruno Rosendo is AMAZING!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE it!

Kinda reminds me of when I used to play with my sister's clothes
...and by used to I mean last night...

The bra on the shoulder!
And the puffy corset!
LOVE!

source: mmscene

YUP

2010-08-09T05:28:00.000-07:00

I. JUST. made an oopsies in my pants...

Either one...you choose.
Yeah...it's a perverted monday like that...WATCHOUT!

My boyfriend for the cover of Details....

source: vgl

Yogi Bear....errrrr.....

2010-08-06T11:44:00.000-07:00

So when I saw this poster for the new Yogi Bear movie, I was all "awwwww...how CUTE!"

But after reading the commentary on Dlisted.com by Michael K, now all I see is two bears doing dirty, butt-related things.

Yeah...put on your pervert hats...that's right....
Boo Boo bears definitely got that "oh wow" look in his eyes
and Yogi's got that "oh yeah" look....

source: dlisted

Fuckin Cute as a Button!

2010-08-06T11:33:00.000-07:00

Check out Vintage Jake Gyllenhaal

CUTE AS A BUTTON!
Just wanna eat him up!

Yeah Cazwell

2010-08-06T10:09:00.000-07:00

slash Yeah Boners...

Shotty the guy in the white

2010-08-06T08:20:00.000-07:00

Neil Kent Travis @ Yahoo! Video

Aww.....sooo gay

THRONE!

2010-08-05T11:31:00.000-07:00

how SICK and SEXY and AWESOME is this throne?!
By The Queen of Love, this plastic baby is AWESOME!
It's called The Queen of Love Chic Black Throne. Yeah....it'd be perfect for this big QUEEN!
UV resistant and recyclable, this is the KING of all chairs.

So...who wants to get it for me?
just $1050

THANKS!

source: coolmaterial

YES! CELEBRATE!

2010-08-04T13:54:00.000-07:00

Cali Judge Vaughn Walker has declared Prop 8 unconstitutional!

The ruling says the measure that banned same-sex marriage in Cali was unconstitutional under both the due-process and equal-protection clauses.

“Because Proposition 8 is unconstitutional under both the Due Process and Equal Protection Clauses, the court orders entry of judgment permanently enjoining its enforcement; prohibiting the official defendants from applying or enforcing Proposition 8 and directing the official defendants that all persons under their control or supervision shall not apply or enforce Proposition 8.”

Here's the official whatchamacallit (ruling) for all you smarty pantses who really want to read it....

Prop 8 Ruling FINAL

yeah...I cried a little...
Happy Day to be Gay!

source: towleroad

(more....) boys boys boys

2010-08-04T13:21:00.000-07:00

Yeah...one of those days....
let's keep the fun-a-funnin

Mark Dimuzio by Greg Vaughan

or hows about Justin Taylor by Daniel Krost

oooooor Kerry Degman by Daniel D'Ottavio

oooooooooooooor Leonardo Corredor by David Vance

yup....that hit the spot.
I'm satiated for the time being....

source: homotography, mmscene

um...so like...thanks Jennifer Aniston

2010-08-04T12:19:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure this is Gay Blasphemy on multiple accounts....

Jennifer Aniston has gotten all decked up as Barbra Streisand in the new Bazaar Magazine.
She even likes to compare herself to Barbra:

Aniston on what she's learned from Barbra: “You don’t have to stop at one thing. You can do it all if you want to.”
Aniston on being in the spotlight: “[Barbra and I] are people who have been put in the spotlight, for better or for worse, and you just keep riding, and you keep overcoming.”

Aniston on why she looks up to Barbra: “Barbra inspires me because there isn’t anything she hasn’t done that she wanted to do, especially as a female in the time when her generation was prime. She’s a true renaissance woman. . . I had a long conversation with Barbra about directing because I directed a short a couple years ago, and if I don’t do it again soon, I’m going to burst out of my skin. And we also love interior design."

Aniston on why complete strangers stop to point and laugh at her while she's buying bibs for her cats at Babies "R" Us: “People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don’t. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That is a necessary part of life. I don’t want to say laughter is healing, because it sounds corny, but it’s a release.”

Yeah...ok.....um...great
thanks Jen

source: dlisted

Another open letter to my sugar daddy

2010-08-04T11:53:00.001-07:00

Hi there.
Just checking in again. Seeing how things were going...
ya know...just saying hi.

So yeah...I've been a super good boy lately
and I just wanted to...ya know...send a couple requests your way.
Thanks!

I would LOVE the Tron Legacy Lightcycle

I mean...who wouldn't? That thing is BADASS!
and it's only $35,000! P-please!
And the best part? These babies are totally street-legal! Can you imagine all the friends I'll make with one of those babies?

Stats (that make absolutely no sense to me):

custom 22-inch hubless wheels, custom Hoosier tires, electric or gasoline motors, two-inch hardened steel frames, carbon fiber/fiberglass bodies, and neon hidden behind frosted plexiglass for the accent colors

OR - since I'm all about options - how about the kinda/almost/maybe/not quite close second Cyglo Tyres?

These babies have motion sensors in them. So right when your wheels start-a-rollin, the bright, high-powered LED lights come on.
SWEET! Right?!

source: uncrate

boys boys boys

2010-08-04T11:22:00.001-07:00

Don't you just hate it when you're wearing super thin dress pants at work and under-adequate under-things
and you suddenly get excited?

Like...excited?

ARGH.....
so I guess now is as good of a time as ever to bring on the
BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!

let's start off with something easy yet gorgeous.
Andrew Cooper for Louis Vuitton's Fall 2010 Campaign
Simple, elegent, yet sooo sexy!

Or maybe something with Chad White and my grandma by Mitchell Nguyen Mccormack?
That's right....my granny is getting more Model-time than I am. #$%#$^
Get it granny!

yeah...you can file these under "how the fuck on god's green earth are these just digital?!"
you know how digital make me all...agitated...
well....these of Bart Grzybowski kinda take the cake

I mean....home-boy may be overdoing it
a tad...
what shit...what do I know about this stuff? I'm just an....enjoyer....
and A&F picked him up...so he's clearly in the right...

Hmmmm....what else? What else?
How about the ALWAYS gorgeous Terron Wood by Mitchell Nguyen Mccormack again (damn...lucky dude!)

God.....I always appreciate a dude in a nice suit.

OK...enough of that G-rated crap....
How about Patrick Hollensteiner by Sam Scott Schiavo
I'm pretty sure those up-angle, through the leg shots are supposed to suggest something.....
but what?!

Or how about the ALWAYS adorable River Viiperi by Xevi Muntane
I mean...he does look twelve...
but as long as it's a sexy twelve...I'm ok with it...

oh...and that shit about "liking girls"....Zac Efron pays female stripper $2000....
umm hmmmmmmmmmm

source: vgl, homotography, mmscene

ShamWOW!

2010-08-04T10:22:00.001-07:00

If you LOVE the Shamwow commercial like I do,
you'll LOVE the Shamwow SONG!

Chipotle-Away!!!

2010-08-04T09:57:00.000-07:00

Thank god!
Finally....I can enjoy Chipotle in peace!

They've done it again!!

2010-08-03T16:04:00.000-07:00

YES!
From the geniuses that brought you Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters and Pride and Prejudice and Zomies comes another BRILLIANT novel:

Android Karenina

YES!!!!!!!!
SOOOO excited!

source: uncrated

Lucky Tiger

2010-08-03T15:59:00.001-07:00

OMG
Check out this SUPER cute little shoot with model Max and the world's luckiest stuffed tiger
By Jeremy Kost

titled "...love ...hate ...nature"
and I'm officially salivating....

source: homotography

Oh Fabio

2010-08-03T12:30:00.000-07:00

mmmm.....herro Favio Delai

Give me one more week on my crash diet and I'll be rockin a speedo around NYC too....
haahaa....ewwwwwww

By Renne Castrucci for Tetu
DROOLING....

source: vgl

GAGGING!

2010-08-03T11:18:00.000-07:00

OK...imagine taking 5 Subway $5 footlongs
(yeah...i'm a broke bitch...it's what I have for every meal...)
Clearly that's all I got on the mind...

Now imagine cramming all 5 in your mouth and down your throat.

THAT is how hard I'm gagging right now. GAGGING
*gag*

Check out this Cruel Summer editorial for Alex & Chloe by Christopher Dibble.
HOT styling and HOT people...
it really is a cruel, cruel summer....

I know! RIGHT?!
Are you gagging yet?

Sigh...
I think there goes my next non-paycheck....

LOVE the colors
and that HAT
God...homeboy is seriously craving an icee now...

source: ohlalamag

40 amazing lil structures in Toronto

2010-08-03T10:03:00.000-07:00

How awesome is this? About 40 little structures made of stone popped up overnight in Humber River near Toronto.

They've likened it to Banksy's iconic graffiti.

Who done did it? They think it could be engineering students in the area or anonymous urban artists.

Whoever did it...it's AWESOME!

source: towleroad

Must. Motorboat.

2010-08-03T09:44:00.000-07:00

o

Yup....the soccer/football game between the Sao Paolo Football Club and Santos Football Club got an unepected present on Sunday. A set of luscious, luscious Moobs.

Yum Yum....
I want to go there.....

*barf*

PS...are they like...bad chest implants?!

Fuckin Digitals/Polaroids...

2010-08-02T14:10:00.000-07:00

They're like...little slaps in the face.
Ya know?

These models just...I dunno...MAYBE skip a meal.
Like "oops....not enough time for breakfast"....
and then maybe put on a clean pair of undies and slap on some chapstick

MAYBE

and then WHAM!
This is what they shit out...just on a whim....

Justin Deeley

Eric Bivoino

Marlon Teixeira

Bryce Draper

Nils Butler

Sigh....

do you know how much easier it would be to just be able to whip that kinda hotness out?
...it would definitely save "untagging" time the next morning on facebook.
And that's just for starters...

PS...god BLESS these Polaroids....
my life would be so empty without them...

source: mmscene

OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS

2010-08-02T13:48:00.000-07:00

Breathe...breathe...breathe...

2010-08-02T12:10:00.000-07:00

So I've always liked Rick Day's photography.
It's all so oiled up and muscly and...fabric-less

Well...I was doing my daily/hourly/constant browsing of them male model blogs
and I found this little morsel named Jay Byars.

Specifically this picture:

I kinda stopped breathing for a second.
Started getting all blue and shit....

So, of course, I went into crazy stocker mode.
And look what else I found!!

Not only is Jay an All-American STUD that can rock the denim shirt with a goofy grin that would make fuzzy things EXPLODE and "im sexy when im sad" eyes pouty enough the make you want to eat them out a la Hostel....Jay is also one of Rick Day's SEXY BEASTS

Yup...I think he's pretty much perfect....

source: vgl

oh...I just got very, very hot

2010-07-31T10:45:00.000-07:00

oh...oh...oh....
hot.....sweaty.....
Jude Law and Guy Richie and Jude Law's sexy-like-butter voice
are working together on a short for the house or Dior

and I need to go change my undies....
here's the teaser clips:

source: vgl

Look! My boyfriend did an ad!

2010-07-31T10:34:00.000-07:00

My boyfriend Elia Cometti did an ad for RA-RE

good for him!
he's sooo the breadwinner of this relationship....

source: vgl

WATCH THIS!

2010-07-31T09:44:00.000-07:00

Oh my god you guys!
Check out this stop-motion video "Guy Walks Across America" by Conscious Minds for Levi's

SOOO AWESOME!!!!

The film consists of 2770 still shots pieced together.

Here's the dude: "mike"

And some behind the scenes stuff. SOOO awesome!!!!

source: vgl

You know what gets me?

2010-07-31T09:19:00.000-07:00

Meet Diego Miguel
um...I think you have a little spittle on your collar....

What really gets me is the fact that this is his "oh...just lounging around in my undies leaning on door frames and stuff" look.

Like....he's giving you "oh....no need for good lighting or makeup. This is just me being me..."

Fucker...hate him
*love him*

source: madeinbrazil

HA!

2010-07-31T09:14:00.000-07:00

HA!
This pic of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott makes me happy in my cooter!

It's common knowledge that I have a weak spot for douches....
no...not FLEET douches...
like....the other kinds

And Scott makes me happy in my no-no region....

That's all

source: dlisted

Hello Mr. Efron

2010-07-29T13:29:00.000-07:00

Oh my good-god and all things that are holy and sacred.....

Right?! RIGHT?!?!
Home boy is filled up nicely.
Here are pics of him being all cute and squirmy.

DREAMY!

source: ohlalamag

I WANT THAT!!!

2010-07-28T14:00:00.000-07:00

So I was looking over my boss's shoulder while he was on facebook just now
and all of a sudden I screamed "STOP!"

yeah...i did....
like a crazy hooker-child

I made him go back to THIS picture:

look in the bottom of the picture.
do you see it?
DO YOU?!

A BEAUTY, giant inflatable bottle of Jager.
OMG!
GET ME ONE STAT!

PLEEEEASE!!!!!!!

PS...I'd totally be the drunk, dumb bitch that pops that thing with my teefs in a booz-frenzy. Haahaa

FOOOOOOOD!!!!!

2010-07-27T10:27:00.000-07:00

YESSS!!!!
I'm dieting right now (or at least trying to....)
so yeah...this is an extra special fatgirl post.

See...in posting these lovely, lovely morsels, I'm getting super-full off the pictures
a la Mary Kate Olsen in verymarykate.com

Very Mary-Kate: Moving Day from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

CHEESY BLASTERS

Liz Lemon's special, special yum-yums from 30 rock: Cheesy Blasters! It's an all-beef hot dog stuffed with jack cheese, then folded into a pepperoni pizza, baked, then covered in
nacho cheese. MMMMMMM.

THE SNACKADIUM

This is THE reason to have a football party: guacamole field; cheese dip and salsa end zones; Slim Jim goal posts; sour cream yard markers; Ruffles, tortilla chips, Cheetos, and Doritos for fans; vienna sausages with cheese helmets for players; rice crispy treat stadium; hot dogs with bacon separating the fans from the field. GAGGING! I'm drooling!!!!!

SCHNITZELS AND THINGS

One veal, one pork and two chicken schnitzels layered with four hash browns, ten rashers of bacon, and mozzarella. MMMMMMMM

THANKSGIVING LEFTOVER SUSHI

This one is EXTRA special. Turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes inside nori wraps to make the sushi. Then Smokey turkey gravy as soy sauce and cranberry sauce as wasabi.

THE SEXY 'SMORE

Check out how SEXY it is when you melt milk chocolate, marshmallow, peanut butter, nutella, and black raspberry jam in between two graham crackers until the fillings reach a liquid consistency. SEXY

NIKE AIR BURGER

This is just AWESOME. Someone clearly took a lot of time out of their day to make an ode to both McDonald's and the Nike Air.

DEEP FRIEND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BURGER

GAGGING! 3 deep fried chocolate chip cookies between layers of vanilla ice cream. Topped with chocolate sprinkles, strawberry syrup, and whipped cream on a butter toasted bun. MMMMMMM

You guys....I'm soooo full now. GREAT feast!
THANKS GUYS!

source: thisiswhyyourefat

Horny Durex Puppies

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HAAHAAHAAA

LOVE IT!

Oh Arthur!

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Oh Arthur Sales...you sexy, sexy minx you....

Check him and his ridiculous set of abs out for AX

and it's gonna be in 3D too....
excited!

BUFFY SODA!!!!!

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Yup...I geeked out all over the place and forgot to breathe for a second.
And NO...it wasn't over a boy.
It was over Limited Edition Buffy the Vampire Slayer Jones Sodas!

I KNOW!!!
RIGHT?!?!
http://www.myjones.com/limited/buffy

They unveiled them at Comic-Con in San Diego.
The flavors? Buffy’s Blue Bubblegum, Willow’s Green Apple Witch’s Brew, Giles’s Grape Potion, Dawn's a Centaur Root Beer, Xander's Strawberry Lime Elixir, and Twilight's Old Moon Orange and Cream

I had no idea Jones Soda personalized bottles. SOOOO cool.
You can get your picture or logo or whatever on them.

I'm clearly going through a "personalizing" phase...first with personalized chocolates at Chocomize.com and now this?

PS...they have Dungeons and Dragons bottles too...for you SUPER nerds...